Texas Gone Kinky Merges with GetKinky.org
Sincerely,
Robert Hinojosa
aka TheLongHaul
www.GetKinky.org
A look at Kinky Friedman's historic run for Texas Governor 2006. Issues, polls, and news concerning the rat race to the finish.

You know the first thing he's gonna do when he gets elected....demand a recount. He says never re-elect anyone, including himself. The second thing is install a listed phone number to his office where you and me can call during certain hours everyday and speak directly with him to talk about the issues that are bothering us. I've even read somewhere he would try to start a Texas Radio talk show with these calls to reconnect with the people of Texas, his only special interest group. Did you know he recently returned a large contribution from some Houston special interest group?
The campaign from the begining has been hinged on voter turnout. Did you know that only 29% of voting age Texans voted in 2002 when Tony Sanchez and Rick Perry spent over $100,000,000 for a job that pays $100,000 only to drive 71% of us away from the polls. We've said from the beginning that if Texas experiences a high voter turnout, it's not because people are coming out of the wood works to vote for Rick Perry or Chris Bell, they're coming out because they've been inspired by Kinky.Any random person: What does Kinky say about the border?
Likely voter polls have showed Kinky hovering anywhere from 9% to 23% which goes to show how accurate they can be in a race like this where voter turnout is unpredictable. Besides, Kinky isn't even targeting likely voters, the 29% that voted in 2002 which these polls rely on. He's targeting the 71% that wasn't inspired. Kinky's not even running against Rick Perry or Chris Bell, or Strayhorn. He's running against voter apathy, lack of emotion. And from the looks of early voting numbers, he's actually getting a hugh %50 increase in a few counties. Now that doesn't mean they're all voting for Kinky, but we like to think they are. We'll see at 7:00pm on November 7th when early voting totals are released.
Kinky says,"Remember the Alamo." We should remember that we fought that war to establish a border, and we should respect it. He says if we're really serious about stopping the flow of illegal immigrants, "lets get tough." Did you know Rick Perry put 1500 National Troops on the border with guns but no bullets and no ability to detain anyone? From what I've heard, right now when illegals are caught in Texas, they are given a court date and released.
Kinky says lets put 10,000 National Guardsmen down there for now to halt the flood of illegals. But that's not the problem. Look no ones against hard honest working migrant workers coming and helping our economy. We couldn't survive without them. It should be easier for them to come work legally. Kinky says let them purchase a tax payer ID card for 50 or 60 bucks from the DPS. Then if we catch an employer hiring a worker without the card, we sock it to them, $25,000 the first time, $50,000 the second time.
He says let the federal government deal with the path way to citizenship, guest visas, amnesty and other issues. Did you know Rick Perry has only met with the governors of Arizona and New Mexico once, from what I've heard. Kinky says that's one of the first things he'll do to come up with a comprehensive multi-state plan with NM and AZ since the federal government has done nothing.
Kinky's also told a policy stance conveyed to him by his border advisor, Juaquin Jackson, Texas Ranger. The Five Mexican general plan gets down to a huge issue that politicians ignore, getting Mexico involved, although it's more of a humorous way to convey the message. You take the Texas Mexico border and divide it into 5 jurisdictions and appoint a Mexican general in charge of each district. You then give the General 1 or 2 million which we hold for him in a trust fund for him from which we deduct $5000 for every illegal we catch crossing the border. Essentially the money's theirs to keep. This plan is just to show that we should consider Mexico when dealing with the border, not an unreasonable request.
Kinky says, "money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail." Money will help education, but it won't solve the problems, but we must pay if we want great education. He says legalize casino gambling to first create an 8 to 10 billion dollar revenue and constitutionally declare it for education, not a general fund. He says, "we invented Texas Hold'em and we can't even play it." Now this is through local option. If Nueces and Galveston counties wanted casinos to help fund their schools, they get them, but if Bexar Co. didn't, we could vote them out. He's also proposed "slots for tots," which would allow bars to use video poker terminals to also add to the education fund. If we want the best education, we have to pay for it.
Kinky's also said he would establish The Trust for Texas Heroes as a means to raise salaries of teachers, cops, and firefighters through a 1% surcharge to big oil producers. Kinky's also wants to take sports funding out of education and let local businesses and the private sector sponsor sports programs. This would release 15% of the education budget that currently goes to sports instead of education. Did you know that the Georgia State Lottery pays for every high school student with a "B" or better average to go to college for free? Where's our money going, to pay for billboards that advertise how much the lottery has given to education?
Now that we can pay for the best education, we must consider probably the more important issues. Why has the teaching profession driven away many great teachers? Kinky says we have to get rid of teaching to the test, the TAKS, even if we lose federal funding. He's says now of course have standardized tests like we did when we were younger, but this nonsense high stakes test and kids not knowing where the civil war took place because it wasn't on the test is ridiculous. He says we'll find the best and brightest teachers and bring them to Austin or bring Austin to them. He says he'll appoint people who have seen the inside of the class room. He says he'll start a Texas Peace Corps which would bring retired folks, musicians, celebrities, and volunteers in to public schools to teach art, music, shop, civics, and life experiences on a volunteer basis.
Well his other big issue is renewable energy. Did you know Willie Nelson has been running his tour bus on vegetable oil for many years now. He also has huge connections to Texas farmers through Farm Aid. Well Kinky wants to appoint Willie Nelson, the "Hillbilly Dali Lama" as Kinky calls him, to head up a new energy commission aimed at focusing on renewable energy like biodesiel and ethanol, wind and solar plants. Willie could help spread biodiesel and ethanol through farmers co-ops to make these fuels readily available throughout Texas. We're importing energy for the first time in a long time. Kinky wants to put the state fleet and 35,000 school buses on biodesiel and says if enough people start trying it, you'll see gas prices drop through supply and demand.
He wants to make Texas the leader and in renewable energy for other states to follow and he believes we need characters like himself and Willie to do it. Kinky's appointments have to be appoved by the legislature, so this would take some convincing, and a lot of it. It's great to aim high. He says "wouldn't it be great to lead in things other than executions, toll roads, propery taxes, and high school drop outs," and I agree.
About health care, go to KinkyFriedman.com and click on "The Issues" and then "Kinky's TexasCare" to find detailed information about Kinky's health care plans.
About toll roads, he says he wants them to "go the way of the pay toilet." We don't need them and we don't want them, any of them. As far as the TTC goes, we don't need roads owned by out of state interests, especially ones that were brokered through secret deals and campaign contributions.
About the death penalty, he says, "I'm not anti-death penalty, but I'm damn sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed." He would use his power to order a 30 day review on controversial death penalty cases on a more lenient basis.
And about gay marriage, he says, "I believe they have the right to be just as miserable as the rest of us."
About prayer in school, he says, "what's wrong with a kid believing in something, even if it's a rock or a tree. He's for optional non-denominational prayer in school. Did you know Katrina evacuees who came with church groups have been progressing more than those that came sponsored by FEMA. Goes to show what a little spiritual uplifting can do. He says, "one aetheist stands up and says no, but you know what it says on an aetheist's tombstone right, all dressed up and no place to go." He also says, in the words of his spiritual advisor, Billy Joe Shaver, "if you don't like Jesus, go to hell."
About guns, he says, "I don't know how many supporters I have, but they all carry guns."
About political reform, Kinky's the only candidate to call for real political reformation through, fair ballot access for third parties, fair and open debates for all qualified candidates hosted by non-partisan entities, initiative and referendum to allow Texans to petition to vote on issues that matter to them, same day voter registration to attrack young and new voters, publically funded campaigns which would provide full public financing for candidates who agree to spending limits and reject private contributions paid for by increased registration fees for lobbyists and 10% surcharges on lobbying expenditures. Kinky talks about joining AZ, ME, MA, NM, NC, and VT who have all adopted Clean Money Campaign Reform laws.
Had enough, if you haven't visit KinkyFriedman.com, GetKinky.org, or TexasGoneKinky for more information and to ask any questions you may have through comments. We'll all be glad to answer them.






